★Winning Caption★
"I like big molecules, I cannot lie” — Michael Brown
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm Jan 2019." Thank you for your contributions!
Contending Submissions
Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.
It's crazy what they make us do to get the patent these days! — Carl White
Better living through chemistry. — Tim Feider
I am not sure these new regulations make any sense! — Carl White
Who says you can't get high on your own supply? — Carl White
Everything old is Neulasta again. — Bill Russo
This process is a meaningless unique four-letter word. — Bill Russo
I have a large appetite for large molecules. — Bill Russo
I heard these are effective, but I still need to test each one personally. — Bill Russo
Do I still have to pay a technology access fee for this? — Bill Russo
Hmm... modest, upfront flavor! — Bill Russo
I Amgen-erally interested in new medicine. — Bill Russo
I always get great perks when I Entera a new market. — Bill Russo
I have to take these before Pfizer cancels them. — Bill Russo
I hope there's not a bad API in this bunch. — Bill Russo
I have to swallow these, because ya can't smoke a reference product. — Bill Russo
An astounding 67% of specialists don't know what I'm doing right now. — Bill Russo
I got these by rubbing adalimumab's magic lamp. — Bill Russo
Aranesp-ecially fast to get this medicine. — Bill Russo
Humira me when you gobble up new industries. — Bill Russo
In case there is a flood of biosimilars, I use these as my biologic Enbrella. — Bill Russo
There's a rebate hidden in these snacks. — Bill Russo
Hmm... I'll take some of Sandeez.... some of Sandoz... — Bill Russo
“No matter how many of these I swallow, I cannot seem to get any better.” — Michael Brown
When your costly biological drugs are nearing expiration. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
…Because the doctor says, I need Alprazolam (Xanax) for anxiety, Fluoxetine (Prozac) for depression, Antacids for ulcers, Aspirin for a headache, and Bisacodyl for constipation. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
I’m not judging you, I’m just trying to guess what medications you’re on. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
Eat. Sleep. Medicate. Repeat. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
Not sure whether these pills are too many or not enough. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
Sedating my inner screams. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
When my pills kick in! — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
When you follow "Internet's" prescription. — Wajendhar R Kulkarni
“Where is that prize??” — Dale R. Shultz
Are we sure these one day clinical trials are safe? — Carl White
‘I’ve always wanted to conjure up a storm, a cytokine one was the only way’ — Lee-Anne Hill
Chicks dig big biopharma! — Carl White
Don't worry about him, it's a placebo. — Carl White
“I like big molecules, I cannot lie” — Michael Brown
Go big biopharma or go home! — Carl White
Medication will fix me… Get in my belly!!! — Roy Rumore
“If there is a 30% placebo efficacy effect, a handful should be curative.” — Michael Redman
Can you believe it? I am now a millionaire - I just swallowed $1,475,876.23 worth of medications. — Michael Redman
“What goes in doesn’t necessarily come out.” — Tara Bronson
“Don’t you know that most tablets and caps are just excipients?” — Ke Wu
“Who cares? I just wanna swallow something, even placebo makes me feel better.” — Ke Wu
No LD-50 for a placebo? — Sato Ronald
"Eating my own cooking." — Rajesh Pandya
Feel Chill Fill Pills — Shashikant Lad
“Gluttony has a price.” — Tara Bronson