Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: August 2019

★Winning Caption★

Now that patients can self-medicate, our profits just might go “Up in Smoke.” — Michael Brown

Pharma Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm August 2019." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharma Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

“This bud’s for me.” — Tara Bronson

“The noses have it. Cannabis is not a drug.” — Tara Bronson

“The smoking gun, revealed” — Tara Bronson

“No whiffs, ANDs or buds.” — Tara Bronson

"What do we want?! More narcotics on the street! When do we want it?! NOW!!" — Shyam Patel

I said SMOKE it. I didn't say buy it. — Bill Russo

Should you be allowed to smoke CBD?  Reply hazy, try again later. — Bill Russo

Go ahead. Make my brownie. — Bill Russo

Now that patients can self-medicate, our profits just might go “Up in Smoke.” — Michael Brown

Looks like the kettle is trying to call the pot black. — Alex Packard

There they go again, trying to weed out the competition. — Alex Packard

Why don’t we just get together and hash out an agreement? — Alex Packard

Hey, we are already turning over a new leaf ourselves. — Alex Packard

“Drugs Kill” — Olivia Stangvik