“Amazon: everything from Astra to Zeneca." — Pete Trace
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to email@example.com with the subject "Funny Pharm July 2018." Thank you for your contributions!
Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.
It was easier when all I had to do was pack shipments of Fifty Shades of Grey. — Bill Russo
Alexa... send me something to help get me through this day. — Bill Russo
“Don’t Worry! I am sure all of their employees and contractors are trained in GDP.” — Michael Brown
Received 1 case free on purchase of 2 Ph. Amazing offer !! By Amazon.com. — L.B.Gupta
The delivery is so fast, even patients with Alzheimer's disease remember what they ordered — Melisa Pereira
“Eight years of college to be a stock clerk.” — Tara Bronson
"Meds, I see you in this box, I see digital transformation in healthcare .. oh Lord, my job.." — Rayanne Tan
“PharmEASY” — Arijit Banerjee
Finally, Amazon can relieve me of all these drugs. — Marvin Sager
I really dread these Prime Days. — Bill Russo
I hope there's something in here for my Big Pharma migraine. — Bill Russo
When I realized I was going to have to do THIS all day, I was the one who jumped 2.47%. — Bill Russo
Does Amazon's plan involve swallowing pills or swallowing local pharmacies? — Bill Russo
“Codeine … check, Methotrexate … check … corticosteroids, Viagra check, hmmm, this is just like my own prescription. WAIT! It IS my prescription!” — Lee-Anne Hill
“Rerun the clinical study, but this time make sure that all patients receive Free ‘PRIME’ Shipping!” — Alex Packard
Amazon: everything from Astra to Zeneca. — Pete Trace
At these prices it’s almost Buy one Get one free. Now to separate the order. One for the store, One for me… — Donna Martinez
In a few days patients will be swallowing these pills, and we pharmacists will still be here swallowing our pride. — Bill Russo
HELLO AMAZON CUSTOMER CARE! I DIDN'T FIND THE DOCTOR WITH THE DRUGS. — Partha Sarkar
A true big box store — Paul Hutcheson
Hey guys, the new Amazon Smile antidepressants just arrived — Jennifer Dama
Alexa, you sent me the wrong Whole Foods order. — Jennifer Dama
Whew, I am sure glad that the drone did not shake up my nitroglycerin tablets” — Mike Shifflet