★Winning Caption★
"That’s one way to scale up production!"— Jim Meckstroth
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm July 2017." Thank you for your contributions!
Contending Submissions
Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.
I told you not to outsource Easter egg production to Japan. They're way too good at miniaturization. — Bill Russo
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
You are the CDER
Goo goo goo job — Bill Russo
You have healthy eyelashes! Maybe use some of that facewash on your scalp, buddy. — Shankali Pradhan
"So THAT'S where all my Easter candy went!" — Shankali Pradhan
"That’s one way to scale up production!"— Jim Meckstroth
I told you not to try to make capsules with that Chinese hamster ovary. — Bill Russo
I wonder how Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna use THIS. — Bill Russo
That glass ALWAYS makes our capsules look ova-sized. — Bill Russo
"Defect. or not defect… That is the question." — Alex Packard
"There you go again. Making a mountain out of a nanoparticle!" — Alex Packard
"This happens when you macro manage micro tags." — Tara Bronson
Don't worry, it's not really an egg... you can still inject it with gentamicin. — Bill Russo
It's not an egg, so you can ingest it with NO increase in (CH3)3NO levels. — Bill Russo
Qbd review — Kapil Kumar sharma
Take a good look. It's the last time you'll be able to use Opana for "The Smile of Health." — Bill Russo
"That's not exactly what I meant when I asked if you had any big ideas!" — Kim Walker
"Seriously? A Poke-e-ball as a suppository?" — Kim Walker
Who Shrunk the Silly Putty!?! — Bobby Bruzina
What’s Silly Putty?!? — Bobby Bruzina
Alright Bob, you’re doing fine. Now, Don’t freak out when It blinks at you! — Robert Pyke
"You're going to sit there and tell me that you STILL don't see Jesus?" — Luker One
...And the Big Cap Pharma Tennis Open starts with an impressive backhand down the line... — Peter Clark
What d'ya mean. Open wide - it's a soft gel anyway? — Peter Clark
“Of all the systems NOT to automate...” — Tara Bronson
"Tiny Cap with Big Action" — Srikanth Shivakumar
It’s hell getting old! Even with this magnifying glass, I still can’t identify the markings! — Lisa Boothby
Oh! That's a Romantic capsule! — Jayanti Bhave