Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2016

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★Winning Caption★
 "This new Alzheimer’s drug we’ve got makes hiding your own Easter eggs no fun at all." - Joe Kuncewitch

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to klanghauser@putman.net. Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners


Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

 

Bill Russo:

Let's go. We won't find anything here. Easter egg production's probably been outsourced to China.

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the CDER
Goo goo goo joob

This is STILL easier than the "rodent excreta pellet" hunt.

I love this! The first annual Easter Kanuma Hunt.

I never wanted
I never wanted to hunt eggs with a man
The way that I wanna hunt with you [way-ay....]

After drinking that green liquid, everything looks blurry.

I hope these Easter eggs don't have observed levels of highest unknown impurity exceeding specification limit at the 3 month stability time point.


"Cuts to research in the lab
We're left picking up the tab!"
-Peter Clark

Man looking up - "The investors wanted company break-up. I think they succeeded with the pipeline at least."
-Peter Clark

Frank was a little surprised to hear Joe say softly “now attempting the 7–10 split!" -Robert Pyke

“That can’t be the Easter Bunny, can it?” - Daniel Dewar

“Phil had broken the cardinal rule. He had taken one of the pills the narcotics bunny had left out during this year’s Easter pill hunt and was too busy staring at the penguin dancing on the ceiling. Bob was sure to win this year.” -David Barton

“Is this a test?!” - Tara Bronson

“Uh, Bob? I found the bird.” - Tara Bronson

"Pharma is still hunting for it's next blockbuster hopeful." - Ben Johnson

"This month we are dying for secret drug formula to make mouth dying green like Chicago River." -Kenji Nishiwaki

"'Bench to Bunny Bedside' he is sick!" - Seshu Gudlavalleti

"I don't get it. No one can swallow a capsule this size." - Michael Redman

“This new Alzheimer’s drug we’ve got makes hiding your own Easter eggs no fun at all." - Joe Kuncewitch

"Let's go,its the financial year end and also our companies......due to FDA." -Aparna Jagadale


Man Left: Well, here we are again.. Another holiday spent cooped up in the office. At least we get to celebrate this one..
Man Right: I don't know, Bill, I'm starting to think these aren't Easter eggs. I mean, all mine are just full of powder.. What about yours?
-AjaMarie Reeves

Man Left: I thought we were hunting for eggs?
Man Right: Nope, even better! They're called PDE5-Inhibitors.
Man Left: And that's better than Easter eggs, how?
Man Right: Have you ever seen Easter eggs sell for thirty bucks a pop?
-AjaMarie Reeves

 

 

 

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