Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: February 2016

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★Winning Caption★
 "Hmm...a clear case of an unplanned deviation.” -Atul Deshmukh

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to klanghauser@putman.net. Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners


Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

 

“Tanning again?” -Daniel M. Dewar

It is not just Global Warming we worry about…
Look up at your pollution…which is soiling my pristine white outfit! (No one likes dirty snow…) - Len Nowak

"I said I wanted Cold Chain not Cool Chain!" -Peter Clark.

Atul Deshmukh:
“Okay, who defrosted Frosty ?”

“Hmm.. a clear case of an unplanned deviation.”

“Did they import this one from China?”

 

"The facts are that 1 in 5 snowmen believe global warming is real." -Joe Kuncewitch

“The third shift day care is absolutely killing our six sigma defect percentage!” - Lon Levey

"Re-set your breath analyzer it can't be that high."
"We snowmen should be allowed up to 0.9%" -Seshu K Gudlavalleti

 

"Let's leave the long walks on the beach and sunrises to someone else, shall we?" - Richard Wolf

“2V (validation), or not 2V, that is the question.” - Tara Bronson


"You are subject not to regenerative medical techniques but just to re-manufacture." -Kenji Nishiwaki


"It must be due to Snowball warming!" - Peter Clark

"It's the boss snowman having a meltdown." - Wendy Dulin

Alex Packard:

“And why again did you suspect you received the placebo?”

“It’s no problem, that a little dosage adjustment couldn’t fix.”

“Why the cold stare? It’s snow big deal ice say.”

 

Bill Russo:

Maybe he'll feel better if I offer him some handheld Raman noodles.

With my 21 CFR Part 11 compliant electronic signature, I've determined he has a corn-cob pipe, and two eyes made out of coal.

After observing vibrational, rotational, and other low-frequency modes in his system, we've concluded that he's made of snow.

What am I doing out here making snowmen? I should be inside, warming up while making handheld Raman noodles, instead.

Frosty the Spectroscopic Man

I don't need the spectroscope to tell me that he's about to become water.

I see what's wrong. You're made of talc.

Roxane.... You don't have to put on the red vine leaf extract.

Frosty...Those days are over...You don't have to melt your body in the sunlight.

Data integrity failure. Snowman made of talc, not snow.

Mylan is betting $7.2 billion that he'll last longer in Swedish winters.

There must have been some magic in that spectroscope they found/For when they pointed it at him/He began to melt down

I'll be famous for discovering new technologies. Soon, all the North Pole will be at my feet.

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