★Winning Caption★
"I'd kiss you, but I don't want any possible side effects." - Dale Stout
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com website and the winner's name will appear in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!
Contending Submissions
"I'd kiss you, but I don't want any possible side effects." - Dale Stout
"We'd better let the placebo drive home tonight." - Dale Stout
"Woo-Hoo!!! Here's hoping 2014 will be the year of the weak rupee!!" - Bill Russo
"You know, I'd like to follow the resolutions, but I can't find the paperwork right now." - Bill Russo
"Forget the resolutions. We're fine as long as the rupee stays weak." - Bill Russo
“A toast to a better health.” - James Sarzynski
"Hey Pill, would you like a booster shot?"
"No thanks Val, I just had my second dose." - James Sarzynski
"Hey Pill, that Mr. Needleman’s been hitting on me all night.
I know Val, when he hits the bottle, he’s really an annoying stickler." - James Sarzynski
"Hey Pill, where did everybody go?.
I bet you they're outside, banging on some pot and bringing in the New Year with that new gal 'Medicinal Marijuana.'" - James Sarzynski
"To a better safety and efficacious New Year – 2014!!!" - Sheldon Krocker
“Sorry I was such a pill in 2013. I resolve to do better in 2014!” - John Lang
“Resolutions are for you people…for I’m the Pill that cures all ills.” - Atul Deshmukh
“Here’s a killer …The placebo’s resolved not to create any side effects this year. Surely that’s the ONE resolution that’s going to be fulfilled. ” - Atul Deshmukh
“Resolution #6 Develop more drugs compatible with alcohol." - Mark Lad
“Head office says that you’re not keeping pace with market demand.” - DOMINICK BUONOCORE
"If anyone asks about this list, tell them it was lost at our branch office in China." - Bill Russo
"Yes, I'd love to go home with you tonight. Just like #4 says: Discover new drugs in 2014." - Bill Russo
"I hereby resolve not to be so bitter in 2014..." - Alex Packard
"Ok - 2013 WAS a bad year, but I still haven't turned into a bitter pill yet." - Bill Russo
"How many resolution do you think we'll get credit for this year?"
"I don’t know, that all depends on if it’s their will power or their weakness." - James Sarzynski
“So, how long have you two been validating?” - Jim Cahir
"Tis is a good year to come with new pills for the new year." - Donald Drummond