Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Winner:

"And you are sure this is the last of the Vioxx?"- Matthew Breen

Honorable Mention:

"Hmmm…how about we just go with the coldest box?" - Michael Tarlov

"China? I was hoping for Tupperware." - Bill Russo

Contending Submissions

"Did FDA really approve all these markets?" - Joseph Romano

"Outsourcing keeps us busy." - Vladimir Shnaydman

“Keep the products in these boxes, folk will think they’re getting a cheap deal…” - Peter Marshall

"Hmmm…how about we just go with the coldest box?" - Michael Tarlov

"Handle it with care, who knows what’s in there!" - Sheldon Krocker RAC

"I told you not to order pills from the Internet." and "This product is officially not contaminated with melamine." - BIll Russo

"You know, when I was young these were all made by USA." - Imran Zia

“Having alternate outsourcing options may be ok in theory, but this is ridiculous.” - Atul Deshmukh

"How come the return address for each box is still labeled China?" - Bruce Denis

“Gloria, has anyone found the box of USA invoices yet?” - Michael Piacenza

"Are all these destinations in Europe?!" - Nader Khedr

“You know, China is far progressing in everything…we ought to understand this!" - Mohammed Abdul Jawad

CHemically Isotropic Neurological Analgesic? Why don't they just label it "aspirin?" - Bill Russo

"Where's the shipment from Pakistan?" - Bill Russo

"China? I was hoping for Tupperware." - Bill Russo

"Okay, since we can no longer afford vacations, which country do you want to virtually visit?" - Bruce Denis

"What?  No fortune cookies!" - Keith Guillory

"Hey is this stuff the drug product or the chochkies the sales reps hand out?" - Alex Packard

"These are just this week’s fake Viagra." - Gavin Murdoch

"Wouldn't it make more sense to just import foreign health insurance?" - Bill Russo

"We should stop outsourcing to China, we're already in debt with them." - Jacqueline Rodriguez

"Out of all these boxes we received I was hoping this one would have included something, but they must have run out of free surprises." - Eduard Venczel

"Let's just distribute them until it's proven they're not effective." - Bill Russo

"And you are sure this is the last of the Vioxx?"- Matthew Breen

"Alright, just enough Valtrex for the "The Jersey Shore" international tour…" - Matthew Breen

"Shouldn’t this box be bigger?" - Paul Ivanov

"We’ll sell a million of these…once a patient takes one dose, they’ll need another one an hour later." - Marcus Juliano

"I don't think this is what my wife meant when she asked for Chinese take-out..." - Jim McDow