Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Winner:

"Is that a controlled document?" - Dominic Tunzi

Honorable Mention:

"My feet have vanished.....Yours too" - Greg VanAuken

“How about distinguishing yourself by putting “Quality” in front of that?” - Piet Swartelé

"Unfortunately, help arrives around 10 years from discovery." - Richard Masotta

"The next phase in direct-to-consumer advertising." - Ronald Warrick

"You're pipeline was a pipedream!" - Andy Faden

"Is that an ethical or generic request for help?" - Bob Malone

"You’ll have to open a CAPA!!!" - Sheldon P. Krocker

".... start by laying off 1,000 employees." - Wendy Dulin

Contending Submissions:

"My feet have vanished.....Yours too" - Greg VanAuken

"So let me get this straight; when Washington found out your plan for Federal Stimulus dollars involved production of Viagra they shut you down?” - Jeff R. Mendenhall

“How about distinguishing yourself by putting “Quality” in front of that?” - Piet Swartelé

"You're pipeline was a pipedream!" - Andy Faden

"Sorry, I gave my spare change to the beggar from the health insurance company." - David Caron

"You’ll have to open a CAPA!!!" - Sheldon P. Krocker

"Mr. Jay. don't you think that's a little to wordy ?  As I recall stay clear of the pharmacy on 5 Th street, See you on Tuesday." Charles Hughes

"Help?  Take two aspirin and call me in the morning... that should help!"- Jim McDow

"You're pipeline was a pipedream!" - Andy Faden

"Hi Joe, welcome to your first day in Sales, grab a sign and search for prospects." - Bruce Denis

"So, this was the great idea that you came up for the outsourcing plan?" - Fernando Barroumeres

"The next phase in direct-to-consumer advertising." - Ronald Warrick

“In THIS economy? Man, your back is defintely against a wall!” - Ruth Ferguson

"Is that an ethical or generic request for help?" - Bob Malone

"This is not working, buddy! You'd better hire a Lean professional to work on your maketing process." - Tatiana Giffoni

"Should have voted yes on Prop 19!" - Peter Spath

"Good thing the CEO said custom packaging would take “baby steps” and not a “arm and a leg” - Nick Sanders

"So you’re the last one to leave and you don’t know where the light switch is?" - Mike Bourbina

"Unfortunately, help arrives around 10 years from discovery." - Richard Masotta

"I thought you said you wanted to be really Lean!" - Alex Packard

"Not like the good old days, all we had to worry about was the packaging !! " - Glen E Knowles

"Is that a controlled document?" - Dominic Tunzi

"You can always cut costs by having a smaller sign!" - Dr John H Lawson

"You had a job and you goofed it up What were you thinking of?" - Donald Drummond

".... start by laying off 1,000 employees." - Wendy Dulin

"You look like an orphan.  Helping Orphans is no longer en vogue." - Lisa M. Pantano

updated 12/2