Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: November 2014

★Winning Caption★
"Now you know how it feels to be thrown under the Zamboni." - Richard Creekmore

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

"He thought they were playing on the same team." - Annette Johnston

"Let me clear the glass here and see who will join this game/challenge…" - Len Nowak

FDA:“How does it feel to be on the receiving end?”
CDC: “Not good at all.” - Atul Deshmukh

“We really have to stop scoring these self goals, or there won’t be any game left to watch.” - Atul Deshmukh

“Why didn’t anyone tell me that the President himself was the referee for this match ?” - Atul Deshmukh

“No hat tricks. They just keep passing the puck.” - Tara Bronson

"The Indian Pharmaceutical Hockey League penalizes the referees." - Sam Idler

"Now you know how it feels to be thrown under the Zamboni." - Richard Creekmore

"You can’t get ANYTHING past the Senate these days.” - Atul Deshmukh

"You are Confounding, Deceptive and Confusing." - Bill Russo

"See what happens when you don't freeze your specimen before reaching the ice?" - Bill Russo

"I don't care how cold it is on the ice. You know how Tamiflu affects your mood.' - Bill Russo

"See? Whiskey won't help you warm up - even if it DOES contain antifreeze." - Bill Russo