Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: October 2013

Oct. 9, 2013
"Funny Pharm" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win!


★Winning Caption★
“Hmmm - has our PDUFA payment cleared yet?” -Jim Meckstroth

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the website and the winner's name will appear in the eNewsletter. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Contending Submissions

"The lights are on but nobody's home." -Rose Nguyen

“Hmmm - has our PDUFA payment cleared yet?” -Jim Meckstroth

"I’m telling you. If they don’t approve our ED drug for nose growth indications. We are just going to have to rely on off-labeling." -James J. Sarzynski

"ABC Pharma: Do you think their open? FDA: If not, we can fast track it." -Jim Adams

"Hurry up and wait!!" -Rachel Hugenschmidt

"Good thing the menopause drug was approved. My 20-something wife will NEED it by the time the shutdown ends." and "If they're still closed, we can bring back tainted steroids." and "Hurry! Let's make more tainted steroids before they re-open." and "They HAVE to re-open and approve our compounds. We're the gold standard!!" and "If they're open, I hope they approve our grass allergen tablet. I feel a sneeze coming on." -Bill Russo

“Did you ever get the feeling we are on the outside looking in?" - Leonard Hungiville
"Hey Bill, Put another dollar in so we can finish watching the show." - Leonard Hungiville

"To WHAT????" - Ronald Pate

“It’s dark in there, maybe they’re out to lunch."
“No. I think they're napping. Probably from the jet lag from flying to India and China.”
“Maybe we should go then, and come back later."
"Yeah! I surely don’t want us to be the ones to WAKE THEM UP!!!" - James Sarzynski

"Now remember, just let me do all the talking."
"OK. And don’t forget if we get this approval, all our stock options will be worth a bundle."
"Yeah! And after we pull this off, we can finally get into the consulting business." - James Sarzynski

“Peek-a-Boo! Take an I.O.U.” - Tara Bronson

"They are Regulating the Environment only through that OPEN Slit." - Naresh Sharma

“They must be hiding in the back room!” - Sheldon P. Krocker

“Hey Bob, aren’t these one-way mirrors usually installed the other way?” - Alex Packard

"Now we will see how they like it when we're the ones looking in on what they’re doing." - James Sarzynski