Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: November 2019

★Winning Caption★

"We are cracking down on Big Pharma!" — Alex Packard

Pharma Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm November 2019." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharma Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

"A Pharmacist tried bribing the jury with the most valuable thing he had. Drugs. Then someone advised him rather give money a shot.'' — Vinita Rakheja

“Query, query! Contrite or contrary?  How did your profits grow?” — Tara Bronson

Go, and take your $1.3M bonus with you! — Bill Russo

Just to make things even, I'll have to crush $107 million worth of your product. — Bill Russo

I said I wanted BLUE pills. — Bill Russo

Are you trying to make a Sackler out of me? — Bill Russo

You're even better at breaking tablets than Moses. — Bill Russo

It was enough last time! — Ronald Maytin

“We are cracking down on Big Pharma!” — Alex Packard

Justice delivers a crushing blow to the Pharma industry. — Alex Packard

“We are going to break up the Pharma Industry!” — Alex Packard

“I’m putting my foot down. By putting my gavel down!” — Alex Packard

“Invest your money to build quality products not to entertain the judge.” — Tarikul Bossunia