Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: Nov 2018

★Winning Caption★

Where do you put your quarter in? — Ronald Maytin 

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm Nov 2018." Thank you for your contributions!

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Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

Everything is written in Russian with best regards from Vladimir Putin. — Ralph Sager

“MFGING” – I wish they would quit coming up with new acronyms! — Kim Dunn

Where does this go? — Mukti Rao

I bet the kit needs to be broken down to use it! — Mukti Rao

Confusion is the only thing that I'm mfging. — Bill Russo

Continuous??? Conversion??? All I feel is Confusion. — Bill Russo

Continuous manufacture of OSD gives me OCD. — Bill Russo

Now, my mind is compressed with excipients. — Bill Russo

THIS is gonna define the future provision for healthcare services??? — Bill Russo

Close, but no CAGR. — Bill Russo

Yes, but Kit isn't here today. — Bill Russo

PAT needs to get together with KIT, to make this happen. — Bill Russo

How can we adopt continuous mfging? We're not even married. — Bill Russo

Looks like GE Healthcare is switching to continuous mfging because GE really cares about the health of... um... GE. — Bill Russo

We make ophthalmic products. We're now called EYE, ROBOT. — Bill Russo

DuPont now promises Better Living Through Robots. — Bill Russo

I'm continuously isolated from human beings. — Bill Russo

Rhabdomyoma, 3 robots in a tub, without me. — Bill Russo

I haven't even opened the box, and I'm already pill-fatigued. — Bill Russo

Gene Gene the CM Machine — Bill Russo

SUS is not exactly the acronym that I would use... — Bill Russo

My mind has an inferior development speed. — Bill Russo

Obviously, I'll leave a very small footprint. — Bill Russo

Are they kidding? I can't even THINK sequentially. — Bill Russo

“Joe realized his obsolescence was also planned.” — Tara Bronson

Where do you put your quarter in? — Ronald Maytin

Everything has end but a sausage has two. — Joe Bertolin

Why think of step by step instructions ? when we have it " all in one " here! — Gowri Sukumar

Damn, where did I put the Allen wrench? — Carl White

MFGING! Why would they want to do that to my mother? — Carl White

“Big things come in small packages, right? — Tara Bronson

“I always wondered what was inside this black box!” — Tom Ransohoff

Can this thing continuously manufacture migraine tablets? — Bill Russo

We're going to need a bigger bag. — Bill Russo

Now, there will only be a FEW people messing up the process. — Bill Russo

... and this is just to make enough coffee to go with our lunch. — Bill Russo

Sometimes, Orkambi stubborn about adopting new technologies. — Bill Russo

Why do I have to build my replacement? — Carl White