Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2018

★Winning Caption★

“Give us your tired, your poor……your offshore cash piles you’ve been hoarding away for years.” — Alan Burns

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm March 2018." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

Now we have even MORE money that we can refuse to spend on research! — Bill Russo

Never mind what happens in the lab. THESE are the kinds of results I like. — Bill Russo

For tax purposes, let's not refer to it as "profits" - we'll just call it "sacks of money." — Bill Russo

We'll each grab half, then meet at Trattoria. — Bill Russo

I'm glad she helped us 'liberate' this money. — Bill Russo

A pill will HEAL..... WAIT!!... But PENNY in a PILL?...."Will make A BILL!"..... YAY!!! - You get a very WARM WELCOME DEAR! — Anu

That sure was fast! Now I know why they're called Express Scripts. — Bill Russo

Let's invest this money in something that's not so regulated - like the maple syrup industry. — Bill Russo

Bring me your huddled masses of cash yearning to breathe free. — Bill Russo

"A cure for our budget deficit!" — Abhijeet Chatterjee

“Don’t drop the ball on this… It’s not often they run the ‘Statue of Liberty’ play.” — Alex Packard

How much can we charge now that we’re paying import tariffs? — Sara Luoma

That's plenty. Can I retire now? — Bill Russo

Be it ever a bundle, there's no place like home. — Dale Stout

“Give us your tired, your poor……your offshore cash piles you’ve been hoarding away for years.” — Alan Burns

“Just pull into the Congressional parking lot. Our lobbyists will take it from there.” — Tara Bronson

Our great country always have room for a few protagonists and their money. — Ralph Sager

All of this will be utilized for the betterment of life (of top management). — Swagat Sangamnerkar

Let's celebrate. Get me a single malt. No, make it a double Irish. — Bill Russo

All this money from China is not something to yuan about. — Bill Russo

I Just don't believe you when you say 'Money Can't Buy Happiness' — Robert Langie