Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: July 2018

★Winning Caption★

“Amazon: everything from Astra to Zeneca." — Pete Trace

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm July 2018." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

It was easier when all I had to do was pack shipments of Fifty Shades of Grey. — Bill Russo

Alexa... send me something to help get me through this day. — Bill Russo

“Don’t Worry! I am sure all of their employees and contractors are trained in GDP.” — Michael Brown

Received 1 case free on purchase of 2 Ph. Amazing offer !! By — L.B.Gupta

The delivery is so fast, even patients with Alzheimer's disease remember what they ordered — Melisa Pereira

“Eight years of college to be a stock clerk.” — Tara Bronson

"Meds, I see you in this box, I see digital transformation in healthcare .. oh Lord, my job.." — Rayanne Tan

“PharmEASY” — Arijit Banerjee

Finally, Amazon can relieve me of all these drugs. — Marvin Sager

I really dread these Prime Days. — Bill Russo

I hope there's something in here for my Big Pharma migraine. — Bill Russo

When I realized I was going to have to do THIS all day, I was the one who jumped 2.47%. — Bill Russo

Does Amazon's plan involve swallowing pills or swallowing local pharmacies? — Bill Russo

“Codeine … check, Methotrexate … check … corticosteroids, Viagra check, hmmm, this is just like my own prescription. WAIT! It IS my prescription!” — Lee-Anne Hill

“Rerun the clinical study, but this time make sure that all patients receive Free ‘PRIME’ Shipping!” — Alex Packard

Amazon: everything from Astra to Zeneca. — Pete Trace

At these prices it’s almost Buy one Get one free. Now to separate the order. One for the store, One for me… — Donna Martinez

In a few days patients will be swallowing these pills, and we pharmacists will still be here swallowing our pride. — Bill Russo


A true big box store — Paul Hutcheson

Hey guys, the new Amazon Smile antidepressants just arrived — Jennifer Dama

Alexa, you sent me the wrong Whole Foods order. — Jennifer Dama

Whew, I am sure glad that the drone did not shake up my nitroglycerin tablets” — Mike Shifflet