Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2017

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★Winning Caption★

"We will cut down that wall - And Pharma will pay! Pharma will pay!" — Peter Clark

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to cpalafox@putman.net with the subject "Funny Pharm March 2017." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.


Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

When your mind is on drugs, you can be a real “cut-up” with scissors in hand. — Marvin Sager

I bet the FDA has more red tape than 3M. — Bill Russo

“I’ve got no strings to hole me down…” — Tara Bronson

So how much red tape can we cut before the building collapses?? — Kim Dunn

Nobody knows red tape like I do. We’re going to make it so much better, our red tape will win — Robert Pyke

We will cut down that wall - And Pharma will pay! Pharma will pay!  — Peter Clark

"Okay guys, now let's get to work on those Finasteride side effects!"  — M. J. Schaefer

“Looks like the attempt to connect the dots isn’t working quite as expected.”  — Atul Deshmukh

“Let’s make a deal – you cut the red tape, we cut the prices.” — Atul Deshmukh

I know people think I'm a real grouch... oh, next I'll cut either Claypool or Mr Gottlieb. — Bill Russo

“As it turns out, the red tape was actually holding it together.” — Tara Bronson

CUTS ON THE WAY! — Kiven A. Kiersey

“Now that I’m president let’s cut out most of this red tape and see what happens” — Robert Pyke

"I’m going to cut the budget so less to make decisions, which means faster throughput, it’s a win-win." —  John Wasylyk