Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: July 2017

★Winning Caption★

"That’s one way to scale up production!"— Jim Meckstroth

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm July 2017." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

I told you not to outsource Easter egg production to Japan. They're way too good at miniaturization. — Bill Russo

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
You are the CDER
Goo goo goo job — Bill Russo

You have healthy eyelashes! Maybe use some of that facewash on your scalp, buddy. — Shankali Pradhan

"So THAT'S where all my Easter candy went!" — Shankali Pradhan

"That’s one way to scale up production!"— Jim Meckstroth

I told you not to try to make capsules with that Chinese hamster ovary. — Bill Russo

I wonder how Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna use THIS. — Bill Russo

That glass ALWAYS makes our capsules look ova-sized. — Bill Russo

"Defect. or not defect… That is the question." — Alex Packard

"There you go again. Making a mountain out of a nanoparticle!" — Alex Packard

"This happens when you macro manage micro tags." — Tara Bronson

Don't worry, it's not really an egg... you can still inject it with gentamicin. — Bill Russo

It's not an egg, so you can ingest it with NO increase in (CH3)3NO levels. — Bill Russo

Qbd review — Kapil Kumar sharma

Take a good look. It's the last time you'll be able to use Opana for "The Smile of Health." — Bill Russo

"That's not exactly what I meant when I asked if you had any big ideas!" — Kim Walker

"Seriously? A Poke-e-ball as a suppository?" — Kim Walker

Who Shrunk the Silly Putty!?! — Bobby Bruzina

What’s Silly Putty?!? — Bobby Bruzina

Alright Bob, you’re doing fine. Now, Don’t freak out when It blinks at you! — Robert Pyke

"You're going to sit there and tell me that you STILL don't see Jesus?" — Luker One

...And the Big Cap Pharma Tennis Open starts with an impressive backhand down the line... — Peter Clark

What d'ya mean. Open wide - it's a soft gel anyway? — Peter Clark

“Of all the systems NOT to automate...” — Tara Bronson

"Tiny Cap with Big Action" — Srikanth Shivakumar

It’s hell getting old! Even with this magnifying glass, I still can’t identify the markings! — Lisa Boothby

Oh! That's a Romantic capsule!​ — Jayanti Bhave