Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: December 2016

★Winning Caption★

“Tonight I’m going to party like I’m 19.99 years old.”  — Paul Hayase

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

"We can't kiss, because I have levels of highest unknown impurity exceeding specification limit at the 3 month stability time point." — Bill Russo

"At midnight, there won't be a dry eye in the house. Everyone's using Xiidra."— Bill Russo

"Gerechtigkeit!" — Bill Russo

"Just wait ‘til the nitro pill gets here. Then this party will REALLY be a blast!" — Jenette Stadnik 

"9 months after the Patent dance between the Biologics and Biosimilars a whole wave of Biobetters came to market." — Benjamin Donovan

"The biosimilars didn’t want to wait to join the biologics at the party." — Benjamin Donovan

"Can you believe we navigated the patent dance? Party time!" — Benjamin Donovan

"Drinking at our patent parties is encouraged to swallow our shapely products, so an individual will not get choked up, or notice the pain of injecting them." — Ralph Sager

"It's taken us eight years to get the bugs out." — Rex Marling

"Only the biologics were enjoying the Patent Dance." —  Benjamin Donovan

"Cheers to the next generation of biosimilars!" — Sharon Smith

"Soon, we'll be riding the Markush Express." — Bill Russo

"The Safety Dance" inspired everyone at the Patent Dance. —  Benjamin Donovan

"I think the injectables have a point!" — Kiven Kiersey

"Be careful of the biosimilars… they are always trying to cut in." —  Alex Packard

"Are you exclusive, or do you have ANDAs?" —  Tara Bronson

"Come here often?" —  Tara Bronson

"Tonight I’m going to party like I’m 19.99 years old." —  Paul Hayase

"Is that a VVM on your chest, or are you just happy to see me?" —  Rob Reilly

"The points? They are always like that around us,” said the Viagra. “They always get jealous, they can make a guy huge, except for one small area. That’s where I come in." — Robert Pyke

"Time to break open a CAGR." — Bill Russo

"Omkar ruined the whole celebration by forgetting to turn off the beta ketoester." — Bill Russo

"This is the first time this year that I can afford to smile. The patent just expired on Seroquel XR." — Bill Russo

"I heard this was a drug free rave."

"They looked on in envy because they knew at the stroke of midnight, they would turn into generics." — Shanita Crawford

"It’s such a pleasure to be here at the main event. Last year I had to attend the ‘Patent Pending’ dance." — Atul Deshmukh