Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: September 2015

★Winning Caption★ 
"It prints and validates employees, too!” -Tara Bronson

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

Bill Russo:

"Let's break for lunch. Print me out a ham on rye, no mustard."

"At the pharmacy, customers can now print out their pills, then swallow the receipt."

"We're getting backed up. Print out a few more lab technicians."

"All this mass production is getting to me. Print out a couple of aspirin and a glass of water."

“It prints and validates employees, too!” -Tara Bronson

"ABC Pharma! a DDD 'design develop deliver' additive contract manufacturing company committed in-consistency- just call us we will recall." -Seshu Gudlavalleti

“I don’t think this is what they meant by 'biosimilars'" -Robert E. Hauser

Atul Deshmukh:

“Okay, that takes care of the paperwork. Now let’s think of some products to sell.”

“I really want to know what the bioequivalence results were.”

“A virtual solution – for virtual illnesses.”

“I did tell you that there would be a lot more of the ‘me-too’ variety than ever before.”

“This is the latest trend - pharmasimilars.”

“When Tech Transfer engineers dream…” -Robert Janoschek

“The new QbD.” - Tara Bronson

 "Send in the clones." - Susan Stout

"The inside of the 3D printer should be defined as a 'new' Design Space." -Kenji Nishiwaki

"Like peas in a pod-Perfectly Printed Products!" - Peter Clark

"ABC Pharma brings you 3D for the needy." - Peter Clark

"ABC medicines-Otherwise known as prints." -Peter Clark