Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: November 2015

 ★Winning Caption★
 "I’m much jollier now that they got the dosage right.” - Michael Brown

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

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Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

Bill Russo:

"I'm here because of a rash. Just call me Kris Shingles."

"I'm too depressed to deliver toys this year. Sorry, pilgrim."

"Phase I, in which Rudolph gets his oats."

"Pass the cranberry sauce. We might be here a while."

"What are you guys worried about? You're ALREADY dead."

"The coroner will see you now, Mr Skeleton."

"Rudolph? He needs this, too. During this season, he feels alienated from the other reindeer."

"I get a little obsessive this time of year. The sack is full of Wash'n Dries."

"Don't worry about decay, Mr Skeleton. I have plenty of spare parts in this sack."

"I was 300 pounds when I came in here. If they make me wait any longer, I'll wind up looking like that guy."

"Once again, the holidays have snuck up on me!" -John Lang

"I’m much jollier now that they got the dosage right.” - Michael Brown

"That damn Bunny always arrives first and keeps us waiting." -Vincent Coca

Skeleton to the others: "It's the AEs (Adverse Effects) that will kill you!" -Mary Snyder

"Each year this disorder seems to affect me earlier and earlier." -Heath Umbach

"No one touched consent forms - because they are in English." -Seshu Gudlavalleti

"Phase 3 trial on pill for religious disharmony syndrome." -Seshu K Gudlavalleti

"Santa: 'will you compensate my travel costs for participation?'" -Seshu K Gudlavalleti

"Santa: 'My reindeer wants to participate..any animal trials on going?'" -Seshu K Gudlavalleti

"Patients with disorders are waiting patiently in order." -Kenji Nishiwaki

"When you see a doctor, you need not care about first impression." -Kenji Nishiwaki

"Should we wait here until this season is over?" -Kenji Nishiwaki

“Are we the placebo group?” - Tara Bronson

"Santa: I told her 'I’m next or your kids get coal.'" - Tom Fare