Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2015

★Winning Caption★ 
"Our remedy has no preservatives, additives, dyes, GMOs or GMP.” - Tara Bronson

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Contending Submissions

Bill Russo:

"No honey, Dr I.N. isn't here yet. This is his assistant."

"Ok, I'd like some miracle mineral solution, voodoo needles, some love potion..."

"Just say no to nosodes."

"Don't!! Quack, don't sell."

"The doctor is insane."

 "Five cents? This guy will work for Peanuts."

"Listen, Charlie... nosodes won't eliminate Brown spots."

"Ma'am... I cant fulfill your order.  We don't have anything called, 'Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah.'"

"I knew I should have signed up for Obama Care…" - Cheryl Wigfall

"Alternative, so, does that mean this measles vaccine in ‘all natural’?" - - Cheryl Wigfall

"Better Safe Than Sorry.” - Michael Kolf

"Witch doctor you want to see?" - Peter Clark

"It's a cure not curare on the end!" - Peter Clark

"Cure or Curare?" - Peter Clark

“If it’s natural you want, go to the original source.” - Tara Bronson

“Our remedy has no preservatives, additives, dyes, GMOs or GMP.” - Tara Bronson

Atul Deshmukh:

“Mommy, if it really tastes like lemonade, can I have as much as I want?”

“Look, Mom, no syringes.”

“What happened to the nice lady in the white coat?”

“Son, I think we need to speak to the FDA before we try this.”

“No jabs, no side effects, he says…but does this really work?”

“Aw, Mom, if I don’t need vaccines, I don’t need this either.”

“And just where has this alternative been outsourced from?”

“Can we see your license, please?”
“Witch…I mean, Which?” 

"No Timmy! This VACCI ICE is not good for you!" - N. Murugesan

“Don’t worry, Son. I am sure that he is as qualified to provide medicines as I am to prescribe treatments.” - Michael Brown

“Yes mam, clinical trials on our captives have shown no side effects, regardless of which side we pierced in the alternative.” -Manuel Garza

"Seeing is not believing." -Kenji Nishiwaki

"But Mom, it comes with a free toy!" - Chris Ott