Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: April 2015


★Winning Caption★ 
“Yes, we can offer you any color combination.” - Atul Deshmukh:

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Contending Submissions

Bill Russo:

"This report will win the pullet surprise."

"Whenever you try out a new vaccine, there's bound to be a little HACCP."

"Which came first - the chicken or the biologic?"

Atul Deshmukh:

“Yes, we can offer you any color combination.”

“The production line is in the next room – these three are the quality checkers.”

“This is bio automation at its best. The first hen lays the bottom half of the shell, the second hen fills it and the third one seals it.”

“That’s a lot of output for chicken feed. The shareholders are really going to be happy.”

“And this is our latest blockbuster … the new weekly nutritional supplement for the whole family.”

"Is this what they meant by company lay-offs?" - Peter Clark

"We need more GMO chickens to scale up manufacturing." - Dana Orten

"The three inspectors say that the product does not meet specifications for eggs." - Dana Jo Orten

“Ok, who put candy canes in the chicken feed?” - Sheryl Ellis

"I told you that genetically modified chickens would improve production!" - Marilyn Heidbrink

"We may have over-done the genetic modification on this batch of chickens." - Marilyn Heidbrink

“This beats processing all the eggs, and all the steps to get us to final product, but...I believe our company colors are green and white!” -Len Nowak

"No I said Batch Record not Hatch Record!" - Peter Clark

"And best of all, there are no—bock, bock, begowwwk—side effects." - Vincent Coca

"Wait until you see what they can do with the eggs." -Scott Maroney

“Go check the stock of Cochineal bugs." -Mark Micksch

"These drugs should be heated thoroughly before use." - Kenji Nishiwaki

"One of critical process control items is a health check of hen using thermometer." - Kenji Nishiwaki

"Let’s try canaries next to see if we can get something people could swallow!" - John Kadow