[Funny Pharm] You write the caption & win: Dec. 2021

★Winning Caption★

Hmmm… I see phase 3 in the sky… with diamonds.

— Jay Bernsley

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $25 Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts gift card.

Please submit your caption to Arielle ([email protected]) with the subject "Funny Pharm Dec. 2021" Thank you for your contributions!

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Contending submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharma Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

• "I don't want MC-18. I want ibogaine, which will give me dreams that are rated NC-17."
• "He must be on a trip. We're ALL wearing white lab coats."
• "He has to put a quarter in there if he wants to see the rest of the movie."
• "...And he only took the placebo."
• "That makes me want a psilocybin stew."
• "Analyses showed inter-individual variability in LSD effects on mood, cognition and subjective drug states. That is to say, he's wrecked."

—Bill Russo

• “My mother always told me that if I stared at something, I would catch it.”

• “We have LSD for PTSD, CBD for OCD, and we feel good with the results.”

• “Cyclic Photophosphorylation. It’s only temporary.”

—Tara Bronson

• “Once these are mixed, we can dye Bill’s lab coat.”

— David Eisenbraun

• “I told them to think Out of the Box… and they ended up In a Lava Lamp!”

• "Charles checks on the progress being made in the Life Science Development (LSD) division."

• “You say this drug from the 60’s could be a blockbuster again now. Groovy!”

— Alex Packard

• "We’ve not only repositioned many older-generation drugs for different indications – we’ve also re-purposed this lava lamp!"

• “Hmmm… I see phase 3 in the sky… with diamonds.”

— Jay Bernsley

• "The new promotion by Hawaii Chemicals 'Redeem your bonus points for lab coats and gadgets' turned out to be very successful. Now our lab buys all the reagents from Hawaii Chemicals."
• "At this week's research seminar, we had a presentation by a team of volcanologists from Hawaii."

— Vlad Rozenkov

• "That explains why so many people have such a warped view of science!"

— Kimberly Dunn