Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2013

"Funny Pharm" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win.

Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption

 Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Winner

“The weight of compliance is balanced against the weight of suspicion.” -Tara Bronson

Contending Submissions

"Looks like a mix-up, maybe I should put this blind fold back on!" -David Wiggs

"So this is why pharma wanted us to come up with a better combination drug regulation!" -Eric Gruff

“Looks like Justice has realized that she can no longer remain blind to what’s happening in the industry." and “I’m going to need LOTS of input before I can sort out this situation.” and "So it's true! The industry appears to be blind in one eye  - it sees only what it wants to see" -Atul Deshmukh

"Let me be damn sure that the GMP strategy is working well, without any deviations." -Mohammed Abdul Jawad

"Miss, could you help me? My legs are stuck together." and "When you're done playing the scales, how about a quick game of Frimpong?" and "These are misbranded. they should be labeled 'Easter eggs and coins.'" and "What a Porzio excuse for pharmaceuticals." and "I'm just enacting PDMA - Proactice Medicine Degradation Assessment." "Miss... you sneezed? Gerechtigkeit!" and "I see GMP all right - Genetically Modified Pills." and "Don't touch Our Junk." and "Don't try to DOJ good practices." and "These pills will be sold according to GMP - Guaranteed Maximum Price." and "This is going to be my top area of focus, but it's hard to focus with only one eye." and "Pharma is Hell-enic." -Bill Russo

“Justice is blind – in one eye!” and “The weight of compliance is balanced against the weight of suspicion.” -Tara Bronson

"Who in QA told us 'proper line clearance is highly over rated'?" -Laure L. Larkin

"Balances out perfectly before and after the product is tested." -Ghias U. Ahmed

"The blind eye of justice ensuring the 'Good Manufacturing Practice' of Big Pharma." -Beverly Sadler

"One is making drug who makes man taking drugs"" -Salman Ali Khan

"Since FDA can't regulate this compounding pharmacy, I'd better keep an eye out for fungus." -Robert Morris