Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: August 2010

Introducing "Funny Pharm," sponsored by Paratherm Corp., featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win.

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Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption

Sponsored by: Paratherm Corporation

 

 

Funny Pharm Cartoon

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to mvaccarello@putman.net. Thank you for your contributions!

Winning Caption:

"Hey Ralph! They must have cleaned up their effluent discharge...The fish only have three eyes now!" - Leonard A. Nowak

Honorable Mention:

"I hear the new drug at XYZ improves eyesight fifty percent!" - Jim McDow

"These fish have been bred to be especially high in Omega-3's....." -Alex Packard

"Gulf Coast BP Shrimp is starting to look pretty good" - Dan Donohue

"Must be evolution at work.” - Patricia C. Foreman

Contending Submissions:

"Hey Ralph! They must have cleaned up their effluent discharge...The fish only have three eyes now!" - Leonard A. Nowak

"Who needs stem cells, when we have this nice mountain stream" and "Living proof that stem cells work." - Lisa M. Pantano

"I had my doubts about the new treatment system." - Glen E Knowles

"I can't quite place my EYES on it, but it looks like something fishy is
going on at XYZ!" - Jim McDow

"Its only got three eyes…the sign says you need four to keep them" - Bob Clark

“Must be evolution at work.” - Patricia C. Foreman

"Do you want me to fill out their Adverse Event form this time?" - Thomas M. Krier

"It's a special breed. Where did you THINK they got fish oil?" - Robin Braun

"Guess we should have done genotoxicity studies on our drugs after all!" - Marcus
Juliano

"Hay peter, congratulations! You have found a new breed." - Imran Zia

"Ah! something different, May be we can make a Regulatory Strategy to file it as a 505(b)(2)???” - Binnu Singh

"Hey Bob, somethings fishy,  I'd swear it's the spitting image of the CEO at XYZ Pharma." - Laure Larkin

"What did you eat that made you go from purple to green?" - Donald Drummond

"These fish have been bred to be especially high in Omega-3's....." -Alex Packard

"Yes, but our strategic marketing campaign is aimed at the aquariums – we think the kids are gonna love this!" - Peter Marissael

"I hear the new drug at XYZ improves eyesight fifty percent!" - Jim McDow

"Better Living Through Chemistry!" - Darla Hudnell

"News Flash- According to government officials - Three Quarters of the pollutant from XYZ Pharmaceuticals is totally gone!" and "XYZ pharmaceuticals announced today: Results from on an in-depth study using observation made by countless fisherman conclude that the spill affected less than 25% of the fish population!"  - Ronald Pate

"Saw one of those in the pond where Homer Simpson works. Have we checked our effluents since Mr. Burns bought our plant?" - Jim Uryasz

“They taste like chicken.” -  Rick Coble

“I could have sworn that the solution to pollution was dilution” - Jeff Polonowski

Charlie, I see you've met the new director of DNA modification research! - stewartt

"Gulf Coast BP Shrimp is starting to look pretty good" - Dan Donohue

“Whatever level of intelligence that created this, must be way down the list” and “You said the closed loop water system for the plant had been repaired and that this wouldn’t happen again” - Eduard Venczel

updated 8/26

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