Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: February 2017


★Winning Caption★

"Recalculating... make the next U-turn." — Bill Russo


Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to with the subject "Funny Pharm February 2017." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

We drive across borders to frugally control your mind and body. — Ralph Sager

Canada has devised a new way to get Syrian pharmacists across the border. — Bill Russo

'Type 2 drug traffic, need wall 2'— Seshu Gudlavalleti

Whenever we pass that guy, he's always in a bad mood. Must be PSM. — Bill Russo

Recalculating... make the next U-turn. — Bill Russo

“Aren’t you going the wrong way” — Robert Pyke

‘You’ll never make it’ — Robert Pyke

“Good luck in the black market” — Robert Pyke

I fixed it so their gear shift lever will always be stuck in the 'reverse' position. — Bill Russo

“For the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” — Tara Bronson

Welcome back to the USA. — James H. Knight

"Finally Canada's ANDA's are welcomed in the USA" — Eric R. Coutinho

Just say no to Canada. — Bill Russo

Just say no to overpriced drugs. — Bill Russo

“For the muddled masses yearning to break free” — Kiven Kiersey

Company Orders beat Country Borders — Peter Clark

He's not in for a sprint he's in for a Marathon — Peter Clark

US sales flag while Canada flies theirs — Peter Clark

Destination of cheap drugs is not pharmacy but for mercy — Kenji Nishiwaki

"Does the President know about this?" —  Kiven Kiersey

"Making North America great again." — Tara Bronson

"Our prescription meds completely dissolve in Canada's 100 percent pure, arsenic-free, maple syrup. Just stir into tepid water and drink. No bitter aftertaste." — Rochelle Day

"I've never seen them haul such a load of Verheul." — Bill Russo

"Don't you know they're riding on the Marrakesh Agreement?" — Bill Russo

Making Inroads on the Pharmaceutical Pipeline — Alex Packard