Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: December 2017

Dec17 FunnyPharm

★Winning Caption★

"No need to check it TWICE, data doesn’t LIE!!!" – Darla Herald

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to cpalafox@putman.net with the subject "Funny Pharm December 2017." Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.


Contending Submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

Looks like Allergan sold their patents to the Island of Misfit Toys. – Bill Russo

It doesn't surprise me that there isn't a 'Nice' list this year. – Bill Russo

Due to noncompliance, I'm shutting down the elves' workshop. – Bill Russo

How sad... Rudolph is guilty of price-fixing. – Bill Russo

Pending investigation, I'll have to seize Sanofi's toys. – Bill Russo

My list is longer than Santa’s...  – Joel Wiseheart

“Looks like a full load of coal with no goodies THIS year…” – Lance Jarrett

“Did we even HAVE a Nice List this year?” – Lance Jarrett

Why does Trump send this to me everyday? – Carl

Santa's Reindeer at the top of our Naughty List. – Melisa Pereira

Their Xmas gifts aren't in compliance with our Fair Packaging and Labeling Act – Melisa Pereira

'Twas The Night Before Christmas – Melisa Pereira

Eeny meeny miny moe!  – Gary M. Dull

“No need to check it TWICE, data doesn’t LIE!!!” – Darla Herald

"Looks like the coal industry is going to get a boost this year”. – Alex Packard

“This is difficult after being told to blame everything on George W Bush for the last eight years.” – Michael Redman