Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March 2013

"Funny Pharm" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win.

Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption

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 Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Web site and in the eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to Thank you for your contributions!


“The weight of compliance is balanced against the weight of suspicion.” -Tara Bronson

Contending Submissions

"Looks like a mix-up, maybe I should put this blind fold back on!" -David Wiggs

"So this is why pharma wanted us to come up with a better combination drug regulation!" -Eric Gruff

“Looks like Justice has realized that she can no longer remain blind to what’s happening in the industry." and “I’m going to need LOTS of input before I can sort out this situation.” and "So it's true! The industry appears to be blind in one eye  - it sees only what it wants to see" -Atul Deshmukh

"Let me be damn sure that the GMP strategy is working well, without any deviations." -Mohammed Abdul Jawad

"Miss, could you help me? My legs are stuck together." and "When you're done playing the scales, how about a quick game of Frimpong?" and "These are misbranded. they should be labeled 'Easter eggs and coins.'" and "What a Porzio excuse for pharmaceuticals." and "I'm just enacting PDMA - Proactice Medicine Degradation Assessment." "Miss... you sneezed? Gerechtigkeit!" and "I see GMP all right - Genetically Modified Pills." and "Don't touch Our Junk." and "Don't try to DOJ good practices." and "These pills will be sold according to GMP - Guaranteed Maximum Price." and "This is going to be my top area of focus, but it's hard to focus with only one eye." and "Pharma is Hell-enic." -Bill Russo

“Justice is blind – in one eye!” and “The weight of compliance is balanced against the weight of suspicion.” -Tara Bronson

"Who in QA told us 'proper line clearance is highly over rated'?" -Laure L. Larkin

"Balances out perfectly before and after the product is tested." -Ghias U. Ahmed

"The blind eye of justice ensuring the 'Good Manufacturing Practice' of Big Pharma." -Beverly Sadler

"One is making drug who makes man taking drugs"" -Salman Ali Khan

"Since FDA can't regulate this compounding pharmacy, I'd better keep an eye out for fungus." -Robert Morris

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