Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: November 2011

"Funny Pharm," sponsored by Paratherm Corp., features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win

Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption

Sponsored by: Paratherm Corporation

 

 

Funny Pharm

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to mvaccarello@putman.net. Thank you for your contributions!

Winner:

"It’s now part of the SOP to send the recall notice with each consignment. This may well be our best cost saving measure." - Atul Deshmukh

Honorable Mention:

"Maybe if the Quality Department wasn’t at the Occupy LA rally we wouldn’t be in this mess." - Anthony Bascone

"Yes sir, that's right. I was asked to call what I am doing as "Reverse Distribution" - Damanjit Singh

"Maybe if the Quality Department wasn’t at the Occupy LA rally we wouldn’t be in this mess." - Anthony Bascone

"Yes sir, that's right. I was asked to call what I am doing as "Reverse Distribution" - Damanjit Singh

Contending Submissions:

"Nope! I'm just the PR guy, the service desk is handled by Droopy." - Dave Cortes

"That odor isn't the medicine. It's me." and "How can you talk to me about faulty products? You don't even have ears." and "I'm too sleepy to talk. I just took some Cold Multi-Symptom Nighttime Rapid Release Gelcaps." and "Not now. I have a lot more racketeering to do today." and "If any bottles contain glass shards, just re-label them 'chunky style.'" and "Our executives need replacement. They're not hip anymore." - Bill Russo

"I guess their going to need a very big Band-Aid to cover up this wound!" - Mike Negin

"Oh, man… now it won't be delivered on time before Christmas… go explain that to kids…" - Inna Ben-Anat

"Maybe if the Quality Department wasn’t at the Occupy LA rally we wouldn’t be in this mess." - Anthony Bascone

"It’s now part of the SOP to send the recall notice with each consignment. This may well be our best cost saving measure." - Atul Deshmukh

"They told me you might be able to help cover up this new car smell with some tablets by J&J" - Nelson Ayala

"Don’t blame me! The convertible style semi was NOT my idea!!" - Kevin Farnsworth

"Oh God! Give me a break!!! I expected something other than a routine 'recall notice'!" - Prasad Kanitkar

"At least by stopping me at the gate, we're cutting down our carbon footprint" - Simon Carr

"I haven’t left and you want it back?" - Tara Bronson

"Yup, I remember when they made them right, the first time!!" - Sheldon P. Krocker, RAC

"Please don't make me stop. It was a delivery van but now, it is a Recall Van." - Imran Zia

"Yes sir, that's right. I was asked to call what I am doing as "Reverse Distribution". What is it that you got there in your hand? Please don’t confuse me any further. I just drive the truck"- Damanjit Singh

"Where's the returned goods dock?" - Jim McDow

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