Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: March-April 2011

Introducing "Funny Pharm," sponsored by Paratherm Corp., featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win.

Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption

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Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

Winner:

"Hunny, correct the spell its "Bye Pharmaceuticals." - Imran Zia

Honorable Mention:

"Uhg Hunny!  I believe it suppose to read "Buy Low Pharmaceuticals" and "I think it would look better in red!  Don't you think it would look better in Red?  What about putting in in the Middle?  I think it looks better in the Middle!  Dont you think it would look better in the Middle in Red!   What about..........?" - Ronald Pate

"You mean, Buy It Overseas?" - Bill Russo

"Acme, The Bring It On Pharmaceutical Company" - Sheldon P. Krocker, RAC

Contending Submissions

"Uhg Hunny!  I believe it suppose to read "Buy Low Pharmaceuticals" and "I think it would look better in red!  Don't you think it would look better in Red?  What about putting in in the Middle?  I think it looks better in the Middle!  Dont you think it would look better in the Middle in Red!   What about..........?" - Ronald Pate

"Innovate to eliminate ...sufferings." - Tasadduq Hussain

"It's all about diversification these days!" - Alan Chambers

“If this transition doesn’t pull us out of the slump, BIO means Boy I Owe!” - John Lorence

“This should increase our stocks value by 10%”! - Hiram Pabon

“Mr. Withers, does this mean that I have to learn that cGMP thingy stuff now?" - Michael C. Piacenza

"Is this the new marketing strategy?” - Wayne Maceyka

“Do you think Wyle E. Coyote will recognize us?” and “I find it hard to believe that this is the best solution management could come up with in response to all of the bioburden failures?” - Mark Smyth

"Pure genius!" - Paul Hutcheson
 
“CDER, CBER…do you think they know the difference?” - Tara Bronson

“I don’t think that’s the way to deal with the Micro problem” - Omar de Armas

"I agree FDA hasn't got a clue on BIO!" - ChemistyPk

“Honey…biopharma seems to be booming…let’s add ‘BIO’ to see prospective growth ahead” - Mohammed Abdul Jawad

"Good. Now when I have a cold, I know I'll be getting a high-tech placebo." and "You can save space if you just paint the word "chemicals." and "That doesn't scare me. My DNA is password-protected." and "I've just isolated the gene responsible for sloppy painting." and "It must be hot out there. Can I get you some reverse osmosis solution?" and "It must be hot out there. Can I get you any reverse osmosis fluid?" and "Does that mean it's the life story of Acme Pharm?" and "You mean, Buy It Overseas?" - Bill Russo

“Now that’s a cGMP for the 21st century!” Or “Did you submit a change control request?” Or “Don’t forget to initial and date!” - Zach Beach

"Excuse me!  We are a chemical synthesis pharmaceutical plant.  It's NOT ' BIO'!  That sign is supposed to show the '1310' pharmaceuticals our company makes!" - Jim McDow

"Acme, The Bring It On Pharmaceutical Company" - Sheldon P. Krocker, RAC

Hunny, correct the spell its "Bye Pharmaceuticals." - Imran Zia

"What a great idea, just from asking if anyone needed to take a Bio-break!" - Alex Packard

"O.K., Tricky, are they tablets or pills?" - Terry Fiffick

“They haven’t decided yet whether it means biotech or biodiversity” - Atul Deshmukh

"I know you read the news on BMS, but I do not think the board will pay you 10 million for this." - Gerard van der Lans

"It's time for your 'BIO' break!" - Jim McDow

“Guess that bacterial discovery in the restroom is working out for us, huh?” - Marcus Juliano

"Yessiree  …management just decided to change our whole manufacturing strategy!" - Thomas M. Krier

updated: 3.31